英語小笑話

英語小笑話1

　　Boy: Is this seat empty?

　　Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

　　男孩：這個座位是空的么？

　　女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也將是空的`。

英語小笑話2

　　Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?

　　Tom: Every month.

　　爸爸：告訴我湯姆，哪個月有28天呢？

　　湯姆：每個月都有啊！

英語小笑話3

　　why is he howling.

　　他為什么喊

　　dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　牙醫(yī)：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。

　　patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!

英語小笑話4

　　Hello everyone!My name is ~~.Now,I am 12 years old. I am from ~~.I am a student in NO.1middle school .I like football with my sister after school .I am good at drawing.And i am likelearning English.Ican speak very well!

　　Do you want to make friend with me ?

　　譯文

　　大家好!我的名字是~ ~.現(xiàn)在,我12歲了.我來自~ ~.我就讀于第一中學(xué).我喜歡踢足球和我姐姐在放學(xué)后.我擅長于畫畫.我喜歡學(xué)習(xí)英語. 我能講英語講得很好!

　　你想和我交朋友吧?

英語小笑話5

　　Walking to work one day, my husband was hit by a car. It was a minor accident and the driver apologized，adding; "You certainly are lucky. We're right next to a doctor's office."

　　"I don't know how lucky that is ,"my husband replied."I' m the doctor. "

英語小笑話6

　　As the mother of three small children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after stories，prayers, one drink and the bathroom scene，they must go to bed and stay there.

　　One night，after a particularly trying day，all three were finally tucked in and I headed to the kitchen for some cookies，milk and solitude. I had just started to relax when I was surrounded by three little people，standing there watching me eat. Turning to their father I asked，"Do we relent or stick with the rules?"

　　Our three-year-old piped up，”Stick with the rules,Mom. "

　　Knowing she didn't really want to be sent back to bed,I asked，"And what are the rules，Mellisa?"

　　"Share with one another,"she replied.

英語小笑話7

　　小妹妹

　　Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?

　　保育員：約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你的.小妹妹嗎?

　　Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

　　約翰尼：那倒不是。她要是個男孩就好了。威利有了一個新生的小妹妹，現(xiàn)在他該認(rèn)為我又在學(xué)他的樣子了。

英語小笑話8

　　A Present 凱特的禮物

　　Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

　　Mom: No, Honey, what?

　　Kate: A nice teapot.

　　Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

　　Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

　　凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎?

　　媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什么呀?

　　凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。

　　媽媽：可是我已經(jīng)有一把漂亮的.茶壺了呀。

　　凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。

英語小笑話9

　　A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.”

　　Instead of pleading, I answered simply,“Send me a pitcture of your tattoo，and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest. "

　　We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo.

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